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The master of crazy Kung Fu

from Bamboo by Vincent Lebret

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The Master of Crazy King Fu

In the mountains life is so rough
Used to be weak, now I am tough
I am the son of wind and earth
And I am back to kick some butt

I'm the master of crazy kung fu
I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

And when the stars are all aligned
He makes his grand entrance in style
If you wanna see him you better get up
He's coming straight from the mothership
black belt, black star, black bullshit
He killed two lions with a single stick
So you'd better not be on the list

I'm the master of crazy kung fu
I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

C'est moi le maitre du crazy kung fu
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

J'te pète le cou avec mon genou
j'impose le rythme avec mon pouls
Tu m'as pris pour un fragile babtou
Mais des techniques moi j'en connais beaucoup
Parmis les chiens t'as cru qu't'étais le loup
Mais moi j'suis l'chasseur et j'suis complètement fou
J'vais t'dépecer des pieds jusqu'au cou
T'inquiètes pas j'ai une recette bien de chez nous

De l'eau, du beurre, tu mélange le tout
Surveille bien la cuisson, il faut pas qu'ça bout
Pour l'assaisonnement deux grandes feuilles de bambou
Et une petite pincée de tétons juste pour le gout
T'inspirera aux gens que le dégout
La physionomie d'une putain d'plaque d'égout
J'vais t'casser les dents, tu mangeras plus qu'du tofou
j'vais t'apprendre à chercher un maitre de crazy kung fu

I'm the master of crazy kung fu
I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

credits

from Bamboo, track released June 15, 2015
Featuring Marie François on vocals.
All instruments played by Vincent Lebret. Recorded at Studio 22, Mixed at Everest studios.

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