Bamboo

by Vincent Lebret

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released June 2, 2015

Guests:
Marie Francois, Lead singing on "The master of crazy Kung Fu".

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Track Name: All the good reasons to lose
- All the good reasons to lose -

That look in your eye when I told you 'bout my master plan
I know you took me for a fool
I realised I was not part of any of your plans
Well fuck it let's re-write the rules

I ain't got/ No I ain't got / Time to tell everyone the news that I'm not playing
Unless there's a bit of blues
I ain't got/ No I ain't got / no time to join your happy cruise , I really wouldn't want you having me confused

But I got all the good reasons to lose
All the good reasons to lose

And when the success come you know that they will call me back
Pretending that they always knew
I'll be too busy ignoring the phone calls, and in fact
I'll work on bringing back the groove

I don't want no standard BPM, please not those same three chords again
Don't want to hear it untill it is well rehearsed
I don't want nobody to tell me that it's a chorus not a bridge that has to drop
by the end of the second verse

'cause I got all the good reasons to do it

All the good reasons to lose
All the good reasons to lose
All the good reasons to lose
All the good reasons to lose
Track Name: The master of crazy Kung Fu
The Master of Crazy King Fu

In the mountains life is so rough
Used to be weak, now I am tough
I am the son of wind and earth
And I am back to kick some butt

I'm the master of crazy kung fu
I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

And when the stars are all aligned
He makes his grand entrance in style
If you wanna see him you better get up
He's coming straight from the mothership
black belt, black star, black bullshit
He killed two lions with a single stick
So you'd better not be on the list

I'm the master of crazy kung fu
I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

C'est moi le maitre du crazy kung fu
Now tell me whatchu gonna do

J'te pète le cou avec mon genou
j'impose le rythme avec mon pouls
Tu m'as pris pour un fragile babtou
Mais des techniques moi j'en connais beaucoup
Parmis les chiens t'as cru qu't'étais le loup
Mais moi j'suis l'chasseur et j'suis complètement fou
J'vais t'dépecer des pieds jusqu'au cou
T'inquiètes pas j'ai une recette bien de chez nous

De l'eau, du beurre, tu mélange le tout
Surveille bien la cuisson, il faut pas qu'ça bout
Pour l'assaisonnement deux grandes feuilles de bambou
Et une petite pincée de tétons juste pour le gout
T'inspirera aux gens que le dégout
La physionomie d'une putain d'plaque d'égout
J'vais t'casser les dents, tu mangeras plus qu'du tofou
j'vais t'apprendre à chercher un maitre de crazy kung fu

I'm the master of crazy kung fu
I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo
Now tell me whatchu gonna do