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Bamboo

by Vincent Lebret

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All the good reasons to lose 03:01
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- All the good reasons to lose - That look in your eye when I told you 'bout my master plan I know you took me for a fool I realised I was not part of any of your plans Well fuck it let's re-write the rules I ain't got/ No I ain't got / Time to tell everyone the news that I'm not playing Unless there's a bit of blues I ain't got/ No I ain't got / no time to join your happy cruise , I really wouldn't want you having me confused But I got all the good reasons to lose All the good reasons to lose And when the success come you know that they will call me back Pretending that they always knew I'll be too busy ignoring the phone calls, and in fact I'll work on bringing back the groove I don't want no standard BPM, please not those same three chords again Don't want to hear it untill it is well rehearsed I don't want nobody to tell me that it's a chorus not a bridge that has to drop by the end of the second verse 'cause I got all the good reasons to do it All the good reasons to lose All the good reasons to lose All the good reasons to lose All the good reasons to lose
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The master of crazy Kung Fu 04:01
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The Master of Crazy King Fu In the mountains life is so rough Used to be weak, now I am tough I am the son of wind and earth And I am back to kick some butt I'm the master of crazy kung fu I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo Now tell me whatchu gonna do And when the stars are all aligned He makes his grand entrance in style If you wanna see him you better get up He's coming straight from the mothership black belt, black star, black bullshit He killed two lions with a single stick So you'd better not be on the list I'm the master of crazy kung fu I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo Now tell me whatchu gonna do C'est moi le maitre du crazy kung fu Now tell me whatchu gonna do J'te pète le cou avec mon genou j'impose le rythme avec mon pouls Tu m'as pris pour un fragile babtou Mais des techniques moi j'en connais beaucoup Parmis les chiens t'as cru qu't'étais le loup Mais moi j'suis l'chasseur et j'suis complètement fou J'vais t'dépecer des pieds jusqu'au cou T'inquiètes pas j'ai une recette bien de chez nous De l'eau, du beurre, tu mélange le tout Surveille bien la cuisson, il faut pas qu'ça bout Pour l'assaisonnement deux grandes feuilles de bambou Et une petite pincée de tétons juste pour le gout T'inspirera aux gens que le dégout La physionomie d'une putain d'plaque d'égout J'vais t'casser les dents, tu mangeras plus qu'du tofou j'vais t'apprendre à chercher un maitre de crazy kung fu I'm the master of crazy kung fu I am breaking your face with a stick of bamboo Now tell me whatchu gonna do

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released June 2, 2015

Guests:
Marie Francois, Lead singing on "The master of crazy Kung Fu".

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